Rant Posting **contains bad language**

The morning commute, is one of vile-ness filled with rude people, late trains & sick people! This morning was no different!

 

Stood on the platform, waiting for the 6:00am tube to Stratford, 1 minute remaining……. I’ve listened to a whole song whilst the sign is saying 1 Minute…….. Im looking, thinking ok, no train? Everyone is looking round slightly puzzled…….Waiting for an announcement…… NOTHING!

 

After 3 announcements telling us people to stand back as the next train is approaching and 4 minutes longer a tube finally pulls into the station. Im clearly wondering why on earth (about 7 minutes in total) the lazy prick at the station didn’t actually announce that there was an issue! Yes I am calling the moody sod at the tube station, who not only never wants to advise anyone of anything (as above) but constantly rolls his eyes when someone approaches him to ask him a question! Now I don’t care what the excuse is, just apologise? IDIOTS!

 

Moving on, the train which is now not only late, but is late for no reason has pulled into the station! As I have been waiting a while (in the rain) and no one else where there when I got to the station, I am cold, annoyed and wet! It’s a blooming good job I didn’t bother to straighten my locks today or I would have been severely Pissed! So the doors open and I am almost knocked flying by a man, clearly in a hurry to bag the last seat. Or just in a rush! Because by pushing me out the way, he is gonna get to his destination at about the same time as me! DICK.

 

So I manage to get a seat, I sit down take out my kindle and start to read! Im in the zone, when a man gets on at the next stop, he sits next to me, now I am not massive, I have a small frame. Minding my own business, not only does he manage to almost elbow me in the face, but he leans my way meaning I am wedged between him and the person on my otherside! Im getting agitated as said man cant seem to sit still! One side I have a man coughing, then this guy starts blowing his nose! Ewwwwww vile! So I am sat reading (or trying to) matey moves and I get a massive whiff of BO, wowzer. So now im trying not to breath through my nose so as I don’t smell it! L So getting to a crucial part of my book, which I bought on the kindle so no one can see what I am reading! My man is clearly reading over my shoulder, I attempt to shift round to stop him seeing, but as I am wedged to the spot, the only choice I have is to stand up and move! Because nothing irritates me more than someone trying to read my book that I have paid for! to be fair, the book is a little bit erm raunchy and its not the sort of thing you want to admit to reading! Hehe!

 

Finally I arrive at my destination annoyed and eager to get off the train, about to get off and the people getting on clearly don’t want to move so I can get off without hassle! So im stood, they are stood, like a scene out of a western film! A stand off on the tube! Eventually I am not moving, the people finally shift slightly so I can squeeze through! Triumph I win I win I win! So safely on the escalator heading up to ground level, there is 2 men (drunk) running up the escalator, I kid you not! Im surrounded by FREAKS,

 

I mean tho seriously? The rudeness is getting worse by the day! Im lucky I travel in early and finish early meaning I miss the crowds! I couldn’t even begin to imagine why anyone would purposely travel on public transport during proper rush hour!

 

Some people have the attitude like they own the tube! Its horrendous!

 

So basically what I am saying is:

 

Feck you TFL and your late trains,

 

Feck you, rude arsehole who pushed me out the way.

 

Feck you to the smelly, nosey Prick who invaded my space and would like to say BUY YOUR OWN BOOK!!!

 

Lastly to those who refused to move to the side when I was trying to get off the train, I hope you spill coffee down your shirt :)  **sticks tongue out**

 

I used to get road rage, I now suffer with TUBE RAGE!

 

 

Anyone else who commutes to work, suffer the way I do?

We Love You Mondays WEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO (not)

Im typing this with great sarcasm honest! Im also rolling my eyes too! We don’t, well I don’t like Mondays very much, mainly because I spent Monday-Friday wishing it was the weekend and when it finally arrives blink and it will indeed be Monday again!

 

First email I received today (from Nameless) – If I had a P*nis, today could just suck it……..  (Ill raise my redbull to that)

 

Today I feel drained, drained from the previous working week that my 2 days off (which felt like 2 hours) just wasn’t enough to recoup at all. Now I know everyone across the land is feeling the same hatred I am feeling, unless of course your not in work, having a day off, or even flying away to sunnier climates, (please do not comment if you are doing this) or just doing anything other than working!!!

 

This morning, I wanted to just stay put, I found it hard getting up, I cursed the alarm clock with pure passion. Right now, I would rather be anywhere other than working, well I say working, what I actually mean is I would rather be anywhere but in this building sat at my desk.

 

So here is what I would rather be doing right now:

 

 

 

 

 

However as I am not and being at a rather exciting part of my book, im eyeing up my kindle in my drawer thinking of ways to hide my reading…… As I have come up with no ways of achieving this, I am now penning my next blog post and google-ing my book in PDF format so I can read it onscreen rather than not.

 

Im not having much luck though finding it, the work internet is SHOCKINGLY slow and sometimes wont open selected websites, mainly all those with a FB add on, which royally sucks, but I am trying my best to work with what I have…….

 

So sipping Redbull (wishing it would give me wings to fly away with) and eyeing up the swirl cake which is in my drawer, I am looking aimlessly around guessing who is feeling the same way as I am feeling? Guessing more than half to be honest.

 

What would you rather be doing right now?

 

I ask myself this all the time!? I would rather be just anywhere other than here.

I'm sorry..... Honest but!

Can't believe how fast time is going, what with work, being poorly and family time...... My blogging time has been nonexistent :( I know it's bad, it's just been one thing after another! 

So I thought as I have been absent without leave, I would just give you all a run down on what has been keeping me occupied.

Firstly there has been plenty of car shopping, I have indeed decided I need a car for my own, as hubby is now using my one and uses it weekends it means I am a little stuck for days out, good shopping and general running around. Yes I could get the bus/tube but its a little difficult lugging 50 bags of shopping back from asda on the bus or trying to use the tube on a weekend is normally a no go because of the constant engineering works and we all know the damn rail replacement buses are what u could say a pain in my a*se. So we found 3 cars locally that I decided I liked and before I chose what make and models wanted I would have to actually see them. So we set off to have a peek at a golf convertible, was rather excited to be honest. I liked the pictures was a reasonable price & was pretty much all I wanted. But I didn't actually like it, I sat in it, started it, played with the buttons and put the roof up and down. I just hated the inside, the interior, the whole thing. On to the next one, a 206cc now I've been looking at these for a few weeks decided I really liked them, a little more pricy than the golf, but also a whole lot nicer from the outside. So waited patiently for the man to get the keys, very exciting and felt like forever! So he eventually brings the keys for me..... Wouldn't let me at it, he started it and then I asked him to put the roof down so I can see the boot space left once opened, it didn't work. Ok moving on I'm still stood there like a plank wanting to sit in it and see the chair positions etc! He still wouldn't move out the damn seat so I could have a play...... 25 mins later he eventually moved to allow me in it! I sat there for 20 seconds and got back out. I hated that even more than the golf. It was too compact for me, my head touched the roof and the chair was really uncomfortable! (Strikes the 206cc off the list). After that we went to see an MG ZR. Not overly excited but I thought ok it's within price range & they looks ok from the outside! May as well have a look as its just around the corner. Soon as we pulled up, not only did I not like the look of the people selling it, the car owned previously by a wanna be boy racer,we could tell cause there was a k&n air filter held on by gaffer tape & was showing signs of bad wear and tear! I sat in it to see if I liked and I can say I didn't! The dash board was ugly, the seat was uncomfortable and well it's a Rover under that MG badge, eventually noisy engine, rust and a catalogue of other known problems! So now I don't know what car I want, or even when I will find something I like!?!? 

Moving on. Other than the above I've been suffering with really awful migraines, including sickness and really bad optical issues! Meaning time off work :( sick and not being able to do much else!

I have been shopping tho, lots of :) really have spoilt myself the past few days, took a trip to biscester village, the designer outlet :) although I didn't purchase much I had a lovely walk round  at my leisure, I did manage to bag me a new Ralph jumper, for those chilly mornings :o) 

I also visited Oxford street, me and my friend on Friday (half day from work) the sun was lovely, primark was emptier than normal, was so nice walking round and chatting, laughing the afternoon away. I also visited Victoria Secrets, I have to say I am a little bit addicted to that shop! I confess I actually spent more that I wanted but I managed to treat myself loads. 

Was so funny, there was loads of men stood outside looking list whilst their other halves were shopping inside hehe, my purchases for the day were

After such a lovely day, I realised we had a long weekend ahead if us, such a nice feeling. I spent the weekend ruthlessly cleaning, sorting out, washing and ironing! The whole house needed a freshen up! I had loads to do and to be honest took most of the weekend! 6 black bags of old clothes thrown out, decluttering completed and to be honest a massive achievement! Super pleased at how nice it looks!

My finished wardrobe and my entertainment section.

Not all of it is in there, still have lots that needed freshening up and putting away but really love the way it's all tidy and sorted out :) have to give myself a clap :) however me and the other half have made a pact, we are not allowed to buy anything we don't need. We will stop buying the crap on valentines day, Mother's Day and Father's Day, you all know the stuff I'm talking about. The dust collecting stuff u like but never use.

So all in all majorly busy and have missed out on all the sunshine this weekend. But I have managed to do all I wanted and have planned for weeks and weeks.

I'm hoping as I've done all I needed to now, I should have much more time on my hands to blog! :)