So the passed few weeks have been filled with shitty days, which are slowly turning into bloody weeks and lots of hospital appointments and life sorting out! In between all of these bad days/weeks/months I've been taking notes of all the things I want to blog about. None of which I have had time to actually transform from post it notes into actual sentences.
So rant number one! (look away now if you don't want to read vile swear words)
I mean it, look away now if easily offended. I wont be warning you again.
Rant 1 (oh yes I have a few)
Butch, I wont say this persons name because I could get my self into trouble, butch is none of the most annoying people on the planet. It drives me insane! the attitude from it is constant and to be honest I think its a vile human being! ok attitude aside now. Butch who I have known since Feb 2013, is always on a diet of some sort, regularly buys diet pills all shapes, sizes and colours. Now butch doesn't stop eating. Morning, noon and night, its swallowing a diet pill or two, then straight after rinsing said pill down with a can of coke and a bag of crisps sometimes she will even buy a croissant or two .......... my advice to butch if you really want to lose weight...... STOP FUCKING EATING. The other day butch says to me, look at these, so I take a quick look. There is nothing but the name of the pills (not written in English either) no ingredients, no nothing. Me I ask where did you get those? to which butch replies 'eBay'................. me I laugh and say you bought these off eBay? it shrugs and says yeah why...... I am looking again at the packet and say you don't have a clue what your taking! she simply said well if they work! ok I am tempted now to help it undo the cap and tip em down its neck! stupid dick! anyways highly un-bothered if they are bad, if they don't help the weight loss, I don't actually care. However I will still maintain if it stops eating maybe it will lose weight! maybe even get off its fucking arse a bit more then that would help a great deal.
Rant 2
Tmobile. You over priced network carrier. YOU ARE SHIT. the loss of my service recently has become a usual happening, you can offer me a measly £20 off my £140 bill you tight fisted wankers. In fact keep the £20 and sort out my diabolical fucking service! Instead of 3G I am getting E, which may I add is SLOWER than dial up, hell I would even go as far as saying carrier pigeon would be quicker! I want to look at twitter or check out something online and I CAN NOT..... its at that moment right there I am ready to throw all my toys out my pram and give T-Mobile what for! Loss of signal isn't just about the internet........ I am mid call to my man and I get the 3 beeps and the call has ended! Erm seriously I wasn't done with that call, re connect me now! Now its not just on my phone, its on my sons, my partners and lots of other T-Mobile or as now known as EE customers....... I've reported the problem 4/5 times now, you know when you want to send a proper rant tweet and you cant it gets rather annoying! all I can say is thank the fecking lord for Wi-Fi at work! But what happens when I am one route home? no 3G and no signal? then what? if the school tries to call me for an emergency? or the mother in law needs me in a hurry? or god forbid I need to make a call on the mobile phone I pay for? Funny the last time I called, she said to me ill send your phone a 'booster signal' me ok so that will sort out my issues, yes it will she said! famous last words. I phoned back the following day and I said it still wasn't working, told them the women from the previous night had sent a 'booster signal' to my phone, the person then advised me, that booster signal was to the home address....... At this point I am not happy, I am not complaining about the service from my house, its everywhere else as my phone connects to the Wi-Fi at home! so now after speaking to many useless people I've given up! My contract is up for renewal in august looks like I am going to have to leave T-Mobile and go elsewhere!
Rant 3
The TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex) cast they are just everywhere, they are on every website I've visited over the past 3 weeks, yes I know the new series has just started.
- Lydia and Tom Split
- Lucy Mecklenburg loses weight
- Sam and Joey split up
- Dan is going to be a dad and has called time on the Lucy relationship
- Joey want a monkey, what the actual fuck. A monkey!
Rant 4
Stinky people, those who find it acceptable to be pissed up at 2 in the afternoon and those people who eat smelly food on public transport. Its clear to me, that we live in a clueless, rude and vile country. I've noticed this more since I have had to leave my MERCEDES at home and commute via public transport. Now lets discuss deodorant, its not even up for debate, its a ESSENTIAL part of life, would appear some people completely miss that aisle in the super market. I would go as far as saying its as important as food and water. simple! some people ok granted don't need it, they produce less BO than others, but surely if you smell, you would be able to smell it too? Even more so yourself? when did personal hygiene become so bad? I appreciate that when you have worked all day that these things happen, but is it a big ask to carry round a can of deodorant in your bag? Or they do travel size ones that you can slip into your pocket, the same way you would your mobile, travel pass and wallet? Its horrible and for some reason those stinky fucks always sit/stand next to me! Piss off or stand down wind from me cause I for one am GAGGING HERE. Moving swiftly on, People who drink during the day (I am talking about the person I see on route home EVERYDAY) to the point where they can barely stand up straight and when ever the tube jerks they look like they are going to puke! I know people have addictions and issues that's fine, however I really find it hard to see why anyone would want people to see them in a state of pure confusion, smelling like a brewery and ready to hock up those 15 pints they have just had! I am not talking about after work drinks, I am talking about those who are so drunk, that at 2pm is just not really acceptable. I personally don't drink a lot. Never have! Of course I can have a drink with the rest of them, I can enjoy a drink, however I wouldn't be able to at 2pm in the afternoon, being steaming drunk :( Its horrible, seriously really really horrible! Not only do they smell but people who are intoxicated are a little scary, you never know what they might do right?............... On to the next topic Smelly food, the smell is spreading and not everyone likes the smell of kebabs, chicken cottage meals and other equally as bad foods when they are going about their business. I am sorry its vile and it makes the whole carriage smell. I get off the tube and all I can smell is someone else's food! :( it really puts me off my dinner sometimes. Like today, a girl had a Chinese style meal in a silver container, she was slurping, crunching, munching and making some awful noises! She dropped some on the floor, the seat and didn't batter an eyelid! This girl looked like she had never eaten! Whoffing it down like there was no tomorrow! It was truly disgusting. Its bad enough that the calorie contents in that one tin of food contained more than I eat in a month, but it stank. It smelt of grease and when I got off the tube I could still smell it! She even left the container on the back of the seat :( sometimes I think people are so entrapped in their own worlds that they forget people around them. We have to smell it, we have to continue to smell it :( think before you eat! And if you eat like a fucking animal, please do that at home!
So that's it, honest! (well till the next one, which wont be long I am sure) does anything really piss you off to the point where you could actually rip off someone's head???
Is there anything that winds you up so terribly that you think about it morning noon and night?
Do share! I would love to hear I am not the only fruit loop on the planet :)
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